Mike Russell

Celebrities Made of Food

Dame Barbara Carltand Marzipan

Romantic author Dame Barbara Cartland has been sculptured out of marzipan by an artist who claims that she’s “sweet on the inside”.

Art’s changed plenty since I went to school. Now all I’d need is four Peperamis and I could claim that it’s my artistic impression of Westlife.

Here are some of your celebrity food suggestions:

• Amanda from High Halstow suggested that Jordan could be made from Wotsits (right colouring).
• Kate Moss could be created using a single french fry says David in Gillingham.
• How about a Paris Hilton made entirely from pink candyfloss?

Medweay is a Lucky Lotto Location!

A new study by the National Lottery has revealed that Medway is the third luckiest place in the land to win the Lotto. The data also reveals that Kent and the surrounding areas such as Bromley tend to be lucky too. Right, I’m off to buy my Lotto ticket now!

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