April Fool’s Day in Medway
Have you been caught out? We had a couple of crackers this morning that you can try out today.
April Fool’s Prank for Work Mates
Swapping toilet signs can cause confusion and toilet humour!
Why not swap the signs around on the men’s and women’s toilets and giggle as you watch the confusion on the faces of your colleagues.
April Fool’s Joke for Neighbours
This is a great, but dangerous, April Fool’s practical joke. Get a mate to dress up in a prision uniform then go and knock and the neighbours door and mention “I’ve recently escaped prison; can I use your phone please?”. Although this on could go horribly wrong!
The Top Lies Women Tell
Here are some interesting top lies that women tell released this week:
- Their real weight.
- Their age (you should never ask!)
- How much they paid for something (it’s always a bargain, right?)
- Their dress size.
- How often they work out.
Mike’s Mindbender: What stays where it is when it goes off? ANSWER: A gun.
Five (or more?) a Day
What can you eat as your five a day? Spuds are out and apparently you can’t catch up with ketchup. Even my lunch time snack favourite baked beans can only count as one portion a day due to the amount of sugar, salt and fat in them.
Do you have a fear of tomatoes?
It looks like it’s a good old fashioned apple, two kiwis or fourteen cherries that count as one portion and that will help you to stay healthy.
In the Mediterranean where plenty more fruit and vegetables are consumed in the famous Mediterranean diet it’s suggested you have 8 or 9 a day. Japan aim for 17(!) fruit and vegetables in one day!
Have You Got A Strange Phobia?
This morning we heard the story of a woman who has a fear of tomatoes. She can’t go anywhere near them yet she works in a restaurant!
‘I’m Every Woman’ Noise Complaint
A quick name check to the Kent man who had his stereo and CDs confiscated for blasting ‘I’m Every Woman’ amongst other handbag classics out and annoying his neighbours.
Mike’s Mindbender: When I am young I am tall. When I am old I am short.
What can I be? ANSWER: A candle.
Best & Worst Celebrity Next Door Neighbours
Jeremy Clarkson is top for both desirable and undesirable neighbour
Who would be your most desired next door neighbour? According to a recent survey it’s Colin Firth. The multiple award winning actor is closely followed by Cheryl Cole (really?) and Ant & Dec. In the least desirable next door neighbour leagues Katie Price (Jordan), Jedward and Gillian McKeith came out on top.
“Home-made” Cooking
Can I use a jar of sauce and call my cooknig “home-made”? That’s the dilemma I had emailed to me this morning. Unfortunately 78% said NO! It’s cheating to use cooking sauce in a jar. There goes my “home-made” curry!
